Hello Voters, yeah,
This is old CNN speaking..
Hillary's news,
She did what?
Obama, you're gonna be next..

One Silly Race
"Hill" and Barack face
Every skeleton
From their closet space
Every wiggle in their walk,
Every giggle in their talk,
Gives the news guys clout
There ain't nothin' in the world,
Like this campaign twirl
It's spreadin' dirt like honey
Send out crews, spend money,
Find some statements "Loose"
Dig a buried goose..
Feed the hounds,
Oh Baby, that's what they like

What's that Hannity?
What's that Colmes?
Oh Baby, that's just what they like

What's that Anderson?
Hillary ducked shots?
Old film shows not..
Obama's minister's a radical"
Oh, Baby, that's what they like...

One Silly Race,
Hill, Obama face
Mountains from mole hills
Add some verbal mace..
Every blunder that's been done,
All that's underneath the sun
Pick another nit...
Pull another viewer in
Magnify each sin
Let's make 'em soar, big ratings
Since no more debatings
Hear 'em throw more mud
We'll exploit each thud
Feed the hounds,
Oh Baby, that's what they like..

McCain said what?
McCain did what!
Oh Baby, that's news we like...