Song Parodies -> Damn Frilly Lace
| Original Song Title: | "Chantilly Lace" |
| Original Performer: | The Big Bopper |
| Parody Song Title: | "Damn Frilly Lace" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Hey there, Baaybeee..
This is the kootch robber talkin' atcha..
Love your sweet thing..
And butt, but..
I have one complaint
I just wish that all this lace
Weren't around your taint...
Makes it hard to get to..what I like..
Damn Frilly Lace at your sexy space,
Hides my fav'rite place..take it off!
It's stickin' to my ear, messin' up my beer
Snaggin all around..
Nothin' better in the world, than a sexy girl
But, I tell ya' Honey,
Frederick's ain't worth money,
Kinda' like a noose,
'Round my neck, ain't loose
Like a rope, Oh baby, ain't what I like..
Pitch it, Baby
Bare your butt, butt, now honey
Yeah, Oh baby, bare's what I like..
(Chorus)
That's it honey
I like naked skin, my kinda' sin
Oh, baby..you don't need no negligee stuff
Now, you're right, baby
Naked, like I like..
(Chorus)
This is the kootch robber talkin' atcha..
Love your sweet thing..
And butt, but..
I have one complaint
I just wish that all this lace
Weren't around your taint...
Makes it hard to get to..what I like..
Damn Frilly Lace at your sexy space,
Hides my fav'rite place..take it off!
It's stickin' to my ear, messin' up my beer
Snaggin all around..
Nothin' better in the world, than a sexy girl
But, I tell ya' Honey,
Frederick's ain't worth money,
Kinda' like a noose,
'Round my neck, ain't loose
Like a rope, Oh baby, ain't what I like..
Pitch it, Baby
Bare your butt, butt, now honey
Yeah, Oh baby, bare's what I like..
(Chorus)
That's it honey
I like naked skin, my kinda' sin
Oh, baby..you don't need no negligee stuff
Now, you're right, baby
Naked, like I like..
(Chorus)
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Nice work here AFW. Very funny. I happen to feel the opposite about lingerie but you've given me an idea for a parody...
great concept and title switch...especially liked "stickin' to my ear"
!!! Wicked !!!
Oh heavenly gods above, . . . another Pirate has emerged! He has fallen from the ~Gentry of Knighthood~ sinking into the ~Abyss of Sweat~ sharing it with the likes of ~Captain Jack Barrow~!
Thanks to all
ha ha ha
After much consternation Sir, I decided to caste my vote(555), for your most compelling parody so peppered with zaniness!
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