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Song Parodies -> "Your Chilly Face"

Original Song Title:

"Chantilly Lace"

Original Performer:

The Big Bopper

Parody Song Title:

"Your Chilly Face"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

hello batty
yeah...this is ol' van helsing speakin'
oh, you pale thing
i got blood
you want blood
you're batty...i know what you like

your chilly face
likes a warm embrace
with your pointy fangs
bitin' down
they wiggle when ya chomp
they wriggle when ya romp
eyes go 'round and 'round

the worst monster in the world
how you frighten girls
you wanna bite those honeys
till their blood's all runny
when you're on the loose
how you crave the juice
from a girl
you're batty....that's what you like

what's that, drac ?
i'll be dead by eight ?
is that my fate ?
but look, count
you won't leave me bloody, buddy
not tonight, batty
i know what you like

your chilly face
likes a warm embrace
with your pointy fangs
bitin' down
they wiggle when ya chomp
they wriggle when ya romp
eyes go 'round and 'round

the worst monster in the world
how you frighten girls
you wanna bite those honeys
till their blood's all runny
when you're on the loose
how you crave the juice
from a girl
you're batty....that's what you like

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
This is very bloody well, done..and paced perfectly..five transfusions
Adagio - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
How funny!! 5's
Jeff Reuben - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well done. Enjoyed it!
John Barry - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
If the Bopper had been a bat, he wouldn't have been flying in that plane. 5s
alvin rhodes - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW adagio jeff and john
Larry Hensley - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Spooktacular, 555's
alvin rhodes - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks larry
Arwen - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Love it, alvin! Way fun OS, and perfectly written, as well...=)
alvin rhodes - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks arwen
Tommy Turtle - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment
RFLMAO just from the title on the home page... So, this is what became of the victims (Bopper, Holley, Valens) "The Day the Music Died"? 555
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks tommy (could be, could be)

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