Song Parodies -> Wife Talking
| Original Song Title: | "Jive Talking" |
| Original Performer: | The Bee Gees |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wife Talking" |
| Parody Written by: | Steven Cavanagh |
It's-just-my wife talking,
talking to me.
Wife talkin',
Eternally.
Wife talkin',
I just can't win.
Wife talkin',
can't get a word in.
Oh, my girl
puts mouth in gear
without engaging brain.
That's right, girl
I agree, dear.
Would you mind turning up the football game?
'cause of my
Wife talkin',
saying something
about how
I'm not listening.
Wife talkin',
what's she on about? Yeah
Wife talkin',
Dunno, I tune out.
Oh my love,
It makes me wish
for major hearing loss.
A hearing aid,
with a little switch.
I could reach up and shut the damn thing off,
from all my
Wife talkin',
I work to the bone, yeah
Wife talkin',
to pay for the phone.
Wife talkin',
making demands
Wife talkin',
talk to the hand.
Wife talkin',
bashing my ear, yeah
Wife talkin',
with verbal diahorrea.
Wife talkin'
Would you tell me:
Wife talkin'
When do you breathe?
talking to me.
Wife talkin',
Eternally.
Wife talkin',
I just can't win.
Wife talkin',
can't get a word in.
Oh, my girl
puts mouth in gear
without engaging brain.
That's right, girl
I agree, dear.
Would you mind turning up the football game?
'cause of my
Wife talkin',
saying something
about how
I'm not listening.
Wife talkin',
what's she on about? Yeah
Wife talkin',
Dunno, I tune out.
Oh my love,
It makes me wish
for major hearing loss.
A hearing aid,
with a little switch.
I could reach up and shut the damn thing off,
from all my
Wife talkin',
I work to the bone, yeah
Wife talkin',
to pay for the phone.
Wife talkin',
making demands
Wife talkin',
talk to the hand.
Wife talkin',
bashing my ear, yeah
Wife talkin',
with verbal diahorrea.
Wife talkin'
Would you tell me:
Wife talkin'
When do you breathe?
Disclaimer: My wife is NOT a talk-underwater type, this is modelled on archetypes (girl AND guy).
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Well, my wife IS a blabbermouth, so I loved it! (okay, she's not bad; she just apparently can't breathe unless she's talking)
WM is the chatter in our house. Everything is pretty quiet until he gets home.
WM is the chatter in our house. Everything is pretty quiet until he gets home.
Pretty good
LOL>>>!Diva! Stop repeating yourself.
Hmmmm..... this sounds just like my spouse... :-0
I'm pretty sure that when I talk I sound like Charlie Brown's parents to my hubby... and I'm sure he's wondering why I gave him "that look" immediately after reading this. :) Great job.
It wasn't me, WM. It was the mouse. LOL!
Oh, sure, blame the mouse.
Oh, I know what you mean, Buddy!!!
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