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Song Parodies -> "Pay A Ghost Writer"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pay A Ghost Writer"

Parody Written by:

Mick Capewell

The Lyrics

This cover version is in fact an out-take from Posh Spice Victoria Beckham's first solo CD
My name's Posh, I'm a celebrity
And I'm writing my auto-biography.
There are so many words
And it's too hard
So I need a hand
And I know I'll have to pay a ghost-writer.
Pay a ghost-writer!

I'm married to a bloke called Becks,
He kicks footballs and wears dodgy kecks.
He's so thick
He just looks at pics
So he's no help
And I think I'll have to pay a ghost-writer.
Pay a ghost-writer!

Pay a ghost-writer--(writer--writer.)

My voice is nothing to write home about,
My only talent is a sulky pout.
I gad about
In a jet named Lear
But I'm an icon
So I know I'll have to pay a ghost-writer
Pay a ghost-writer.....

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