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Song Parodies -> "Tomorrow Is Past The Sell-By Date"

Original Song Title:

"Tomorrow Never Knows"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tomorrow Is Past The Sell-By Date"

Parody Written by:

Mick Capewell

The Lyrics

*Keith Floyd is a famous British TV gourmet, who appears to be permanently drunk.
Turn off your stove, relax and pour the cream
Onto your pudding, onto your pudding

Lay down the carton, sniffing like Keith Floyd
It is humming, it is humming.

Then you see the meaning of the stink
It is rancid, it is rancid

Taste is all and when the taste is gone
There is no way, there is no way

Of eating food that's past it's sell-by date
Believe it, believe it

Just look at the colour of your cream
It is dark green, it is dark green

So throw away your pudding in the end
And begin again, begin again.

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Total Votes: 5

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