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Song Parodies -> "That I'll See Him Standing There"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Her Standing There"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"That I'll See Him Standing There"

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The Lyrics

Well he weighed 200 pounds
And he strength knew no bounds
And when he held me tight, he was like a grizzly bear

I'll never dance with another...ooh
He broke both my legs beyond repair*

Well he looked at me
And I, I could see
That before too long, I'd need intensive care

I'll never dance with another...ooh
Coz you can't get up and dance in a wheelchair*

Well my heart when zoom
When he threw me 'cross the room
And I felt him snap my spine...OOH!

And if he tries to ring
I'll strangle him with my sling
And he'll have to handle having people stare

Coz when I get to court I'll make sure
That I'll see him standing there.
*written by some guy who was on Red Faces about 15 years ago

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