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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Robber"

Original Song Title:

"Dr. Robert"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Robber"

Parody Written by:

Evan L. Heller

The Lyrics

Happy 35th Birthday REVOLVER! (August 8, 1966-August 8, 2001)
You show on time just to waste the day-Dr. Robber.
And then he waits to see how fast you'll pay-Dr. Robber.
Dr. Robber.

He'll cut off somebody's hand
For that extra twenty grand.
He'll take everything he can-Dr. Robber.

Sixty bucks to shine a light in your eye-Dr. Robber.
He'll watch in glee as you break down and cry-Dr. Robber.
Dr. Robber.

He's a dirty, crooked thief!
He's got tricks way up his sleeve!
No quack can compete with Dr. Robber!

Well, well, see his fees went up.
Well, well, well...he raised them.
Dr. Robber.

He'll charge you more if he sees you're insured-Dr. Robber.
You're gonna pay more than you can afford with Dr. Robber.
Dr. Robber.

He's a very greedy man.
Doesn't care about your plans.
He'll take every dime he can-Dr. Robber.

Well, well, well...your blood pressure is fine.
Well, well, well...he'll raise it.
Dr. Robber.

You show on time just to waste the day at Dr. Robber.
You show on time just to waste away...thank Dr. Robber.
Dr. Robber!

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