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Song Parodies -> "Chocolates Can Make Me Too Wide"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket to Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Chocolates Can Make Me Too Wide"

Parody Written by:

John M. Redenbaugh

The Lyrics

I think I'm gonna be bad,
'Cause it's holidays, yeaahh!
And chocolate's driving me mad,
I need it each day.

Oh, chocolates can make me too wide,
Chocolates can make me too wide.
Chocolates can make me too wide,
But I don't care.

I just can't live sugar free,
The thought brings me down, yeaahh!
'Cause holidays are for me,
I eat by the pound.

Oh, chocolates can make me too wide,
Chocolates can make me too wide.
Chocolates can make me too wide,
But I don't care.

Chocolate coins and reindeer are fine,
I take a big bite,
They always taste right,
To me.

But then I risk a larger waistline,
That blocks the sunlight,
Which is a real plight,
For me.

(Guitar Riff)

I know I'm gonna be bad,
'Cause it's holidays, yeaahh!
And chocolate's driving me mad,
I need it each day.

Oh, chocolates can make me too wide,
Chocolates can make me too wide.
Chocolates can make me too wide,
But I don't care.

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