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Song Parodies -> "I'm Only Eating"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Only Sleeping"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Only Eating"

Parody Written by:

Evan L. Heller

The Lyrics

When I eat my breakfast in the morning;
Eyes half-closed; I'm still yawning.

When I wake up from a scary dream
I make myself an egg cream. (An egg cream.)

Please don't wake me; no, don't shake me; leave me as I am.
I'm only eating.

Everybody thinks that I'm a glutton.
All I did was pop one button.

Eating everything at such a speed
And telling me there's no need. (There's no need.)

Please don't jolt me; don't insult me; let me be alone.
I'm only eating.

Sneak in my room hiding candy under my pillow.
Green M&M's...lying there and staring at the ceiling.
Waiting for that queasy feeling.

(instrumental break)

Please don't spoil my day; it doesn't matter what I weigh.
I'm only eating.

Shoveling down a half gallon of chocolate ice cream.
Then when I'm done...tiptoe quietly into the kitchen
And help myself to soup and chicken.

When I wake up from a scary dream
I make myself an egg cream. (An egg cream.)

Please don't wake me; no, don't shake me; leave me as I am.
I'm only eating.

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