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Song Parodies -> "Help Cheney"

Original Song Title:

"Help"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help Cheney"

Parody Written by:

Darrell Decker

The Lyrics

Help, I need some money.
Help, I need some money.
Help, you know I need some money, help.

When I got my light bill today I was truly stunned,
I never needed help before from you or anyone.
But now I've changed my mind you see and want to make a plea,
Please I need some help and I am asking the Navy.

Help me if you can, I'm in a bind,
And I hope you understand my state of mind,
I made a lot of money and was well within my rights,
But now they say that soon they may be turning off my lights.

Help me if you can, I'm gonna need,
Some light so I'll be able just to read,
God, you know it hurts to have to plead,
But won't you please, please help me.

Haliburton millions are all safely in the bank,
But it looks like Shrub will soon cause the econmy to tank,
If I don't have a bankroll I'll be seriously disturbed,
For without it Lynne would simply turn and kick me to the curb.

Help me if you can I need some power,
And my heart is getting weaker by the hour.
I don't have hot water for a shower,
Won't you please, please help me.

Help me if you can I need some power,
And my heart is getting weaker by the hour.
I don't even have hot water for a shower,
Won't you please, please help me.

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