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Song Parodies -> "Lovely Pita"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Lovely Pita"

Parody Written by:

Evan L. Heller

The Lyrics

Lovely pita, pita bread.
Lovely pita, pita bread.

Lovely pita, pita bread!
Nothing can come between you.
Something in which to eat my tuna fish!

When I caught a glimpse of pita
Across the street, next to the theatre
Being eaten in a restaurant...I just knew!

On the plate it looked much smaller.
Next to the guy it looked much taller.
Made him look a little like a G.I. Joe man.

Lovely pita, pita bread!
You're great at stopping dripping.
Something plain sliced bread just could never do!
(ah ah ah ah, ahahah!)

Pita!

{instrumental break}

Breakfast, lunch, a snack and dinner.
Four a day...now that's a winner!
Digging out a molar with the tip of a pen.

Ordered one for lunch and ate it
Got the bill, heartburn...I hate it.
Sitting on a sofa with a pita for two!

Oh, oh, oh, lovely pita, pita bread!
What are you doing to me?
You've made me become dependent on you!

Lovely pita, pita bread.
Lovely pita, pita bread.
Lovely pita, pita bread.
Lovely pita, pita bread.

{instrumental ending along with vocalized belching and heaving noises, all culminating in the sound of splashing vomit}

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