-> "Getting Wetter"
Original Song Title:
"Getting Better"
Parody Song Title:
"Getting Wetter"
The Lyrics
I'm getting wetter all the ti-i-ime.
I used to get mad at my school. (But I can't complain.)
They forced me to go in the pool. (How can I complain?)
They threw me around (a-ah);
Wanted me drowned (a-ah).
They made me look like a damned foo-oo-ool (a-a-a-ah).
I have to admit I'm getting wetter.
I'm getting wetter all the time. (And I can't dry off.)
I've got to admit I'm getting wetter.
Been getting wetter since I was nine.
I used to be angry young man.
Would bury my head in the sand.
Then one day it rai-ained.
My sinuses drained.
I felt like an overflowed da-a-a-am.
You have to admit I'm getting wetter.
I'm getting wetter all the time. (And I can't dry off.)
You've got to admit I'm getting wetter.
And I'll be wetter at 49.
Getting so much wetter all the time!
I'm getting wetter all the ti-i-ime. (Wetter, wetter, wetter.)
I'm getting wetter all the ti-i-ime. (Wetter, wetter, wetter.)
I used to be cruel to my fishes...I chased them.
Never had a drop of water fall on my sleeve.
Then with a thrash from one's tail
My lungs began to fail
As I then found it most hard to brea-ea-eathe.
Oh, oh I admit I'm getting wetter.
I'm getting wetter all the time. (And I can't dry off.)
Yes, I admit I'm getting wetter.
Be getting wetter till I am slime.
Getting so much wetter all the time!
I'm getting wetter all the ti-i-ime. (Wetter, wetter, wetter.)
I'm getting wetter all the ti-i-ime. (Wetter, wetter, wetter.)
Getting soaking wetter all the time!
{Drip...drop...drip...drop...drip...drop}
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How Funny: | 4.4 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.5 | |
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Total Votes: | 49 |
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