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Song Parodies -> "Sgt. Leper's Missing Parts Club Land"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sgt. Leper's Missing Parts Club Land"

Parody Written by:

Evan L. Heller

The Lyrics

It was 20 years ago today!
Sgt. Leper found a place to stay!
He'd been looking for a long, long while!
For a place in which to live in style!
So let me introduce to you
The land we've owned for all these years!
Sgt. Leper's Missing Parts Club Land!

It's Sgt. Leper's Missing Parts Club Land
For people with some missing toes.
We're Sgt. Leper's Missing Parts Club Land
Sit back and watch me lose my nose.

Sgt. Leper's missing
Sgt. Leper's missing
Sgt. Leper's missing both his hands.

It's wonderful to have you.
It's certainly a chill.
You're such a lovely audience.
We'd love to keep you here with us.
We'd love to lick your bones!

I don't really mean to interrupt
But your intentions appear quite corrupt!
And if you come within a ten foot pole
Inside your head your gonna find a hole!
So let me introduce to you
Something I think you'll really dread!
A shotgun aimed point blank straight at your head!

At your head! (fade into new song)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 61

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