Hey, Jew, don't you be sad
Take a bad day and make it better
Remember just because they worship Christ
They can be nice, but your kind is better

Hey, Jew, don't be afraid
don't eat ham; beef is better
The minute you let it under your skin
You will have sinned, so try to be better.

And any time you feel the pain, hey, Jew, refrain
Don't carry Hollywood on your shoulders
Well don't you know that Hebrew school is really cool
So go play with your candle holder

Hey, Jew, don't be afraid
don't eat ham; beef is better
The minute you let it under your skin
You will have sinned, so try to be better.

Eating pork can be a sin, hey, Jew Don't, give in
You're waiting for someone to make cash with
And don't you know you are so cool, hey, Jew, it's true,
With cap on head and shawl on shoulder

Hey, Jew, don't you be sad
Take a bad day and make it better
Remember just because they worship Christ
They can be nice, but your kind is better