If you ever go down to Malibu,
The natives there will puzzle you.
They're filthy rich and have their way -
Paparazzi having a field day.

Look at Brad and Angelina -
In their limousine - a.
Both mother and father -
Loaded with a million dollar.

"Hey, look at me, look at me!"
"Why?"

Paparazzi come to Malibu -
You better watch out, they're after you.
You behave, stay out of sight -
You'll end up on the news tonight.

Watching Brad and Angelina -
Walking in the ooh-la-la.
Both mother and father -
Loaded with a million dollar.

"Oh! You violated our privacy!"
"What do you expect, you big show off?"

From County line to Channel Isles -
Movie stars par - tay with style.
Hold fancy balls for chari - tay -
Make every day like Christmas Day.

And there's Brad and Angelina -
In the magazine -as.
With their sons and daughter -
Loaded with a million dollar.

"Life's so meaningful!"
"Yeah! Especially when you have enough money to feed a third world country!"

In the Colony I also fear,
The situation is mighty queer.
Like the outside world they sigh and moan -
Listening to James Blunt groan.

Also, Brad and Angelina -
Got back from Namibia.
With more sons and daughters -
Bought them with their million dollars.

Out on Malibu Colony,
Mel lit up like a Christmas tree.
All night long he's in the clink -
'Scuse me while I vomit in the sink.

And more Brad and Angelina -
Turning out more cinema.
Both mother and father -
Made another million dollar.

"Get a life, man, get a life!"

Brad and Angelina,
Brad and Angelina -
Made another million dollar.