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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Mutant Turtles"

Original Song Title:

"Music Music Music"

Original Performer:

Teresa Brewer

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage Mutant Turtles"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Long before I met and knew Tommy Turtle I was a fan of a loveable quartet of cartoon heroes called The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This show was almost another Rocky and Bullwinkle - full of clever puns and inside jokes that only a sophisticated adult would get. As for the OS, it's one of my mom and dad's favorite songs and the theme song of my band since 1995. ;D

Mutant Ninja Turtles - Go!
It's my fav'rite cartoon show.
They can kill off any foe.
They're Teenage Mutant Turtles.
Donatello, Raphael -
Michaelangelo is swell -
Leonardo does quite well.
They're heroes on the half shell.

Master - Splinter is faster.
He gave them skills and wisdom tried and true,
And he taught them nin-jit-su!

Each one wears a colored mask.
They'll face up to any task.
Are they good? You need not ask!
They're Teenage Mutant Turtles!

(Instrumental chorus)

Shredder is their mortal foe.
Bebop and Rocksteady - ho!
Krang is out of his skull - woah!
Their evil is quite fertile.
Cajun gator that they dread?
It's a guy named Leatherhead.
"I guar-an-tee!" So he said.
He wants to get the turtles!

Comics - and movies - show tricks -
They'll do a rock and roll show out on tour.
These reptiles are not demure!

Wish they still were on T.V.
These shellbacks I like to see.
Each one is a star to me -
Those Teenage Mutant Turtles!

Turtle Power! ;D

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SamuraiMaster - September 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Who DARES one bomb OMR, and who dares one bomb the Ninja Turtles?!
Mark Scotti - September 17, 2010 - Report this comment
A pizza with 555 toppings for this one...
John Barry - September 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I see that someone with a reptilian cortex bombed you. A trip down memory lane--I used to watch the show with my son.
AFW - September 17, 2010 - Report this comment
One shell of a parody
Father Mutant Nitwit Turtle - September 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I see you've met my sons! ... Well, what exactly did you *expect* when you cross a turtle with a sheep?? :-D

LOL, 555, and extra cheese for the outro! (My new moTTo!)
Barry J. Mitchel - September 17, 2010 - Report this comment
My 3 M's loved TMNT's; I never watched. But my 3 nickels go into your Nickelodeon for this!
Matthias - September 18, 2010 - Report this comment
I loved this one! Big big fan of the Ninja Turtles and this was a great tribute to them. I need to check out more of your stuff.

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