Song Parodies -> Never Getting Out On Parole
| Original Song Title: | "Nuttin' For Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | S. Tepper and R. Bennett |
| Parody Song Title: | "Never Getting Out On Parole" |
| Parody Written by: | Derek Henry |
I took an axe and killed my wife!
They called the police on me!
I stabbed an officer with a knife!
They called the police on me!
I shot a man in the back,
chopped him up, stuffed him in a sack,
got in my truck, threw him in the back......
They called the police on me!
Oh I'm never getting out on parole!
The prison psychologist thinks I'm mad!
I'm never getting out on parole!
'Cause all I've ever done has been bad!
I beat a faggot with a baseball bat!
They called the police on me!
I blew the head off my neighbor's cat!
They called the police on me!
Oh my God! It's the 5.0!!!
Sorry folks I's got's to go!
Just where to, I really don't know.......
The police will never catch me!
Oh I'm never getting out on parole!
The prison psychologist thinks I'm mad!
I'm never getting out on parole!
'Cause all I've ever done has been bad!
They've surrounded my house with the FBI!
They called the police on me!
They've got helicopters circling in the sky!
They called the police on me!
They put my face on Court TV!
Charged me with battery, larceny, and murder in the first degree!
Won't be eligible for parole until 5,023!
Looks like the police caught me!
Oh I'm never getting out on parole!
The prison psychologist thinks I'm mad!
I'm never getting out on parole!
'Cause all I've ever done has been bad!
The moral of this story is don't break the law!
Because as you clearly saw.......
They locked me up in this stinking hole!
Now I'm never getting out on parole!
They called the police on me!
I stabbed an officer with a knife!
They called the police on me!
I shot a man in the back,
chopped him up, stuffed him in a sack,
got in my truck, threw him in the back......
They called the police on me!
Oh I'm never getting out on parole!
The prison psychologist thinks I'm mad!
I'm never getting out on parole!
'Cause all I've ever done has been bad!
I beat a faggot with a baseball bat!
They called the police on me!
I blew the head off my neighbor's cat!
They called the police on me!
Oh my God! It's the 5.0!!!
Sorry folks I's got's to go!
Just where to, I really don't know.......
The police will never catch me!
Oh I'm never getting out on parole!
The prison psychologist thinks I'm mad!
I'm never getting out on parole!
'Cause all I've ever done has been bad!
They've surrounded my house with the FBI!
They called the police on me!
They've got helicopters circling in the sky!
They called the police on me!
They put my face on Court TV!
Charged me with battery, larceny, and murder in the first degree!
Won't be eligible for parole until 5,023!
Looks like the police caught me!
Oh I'm never getting out on parole!
The prison psychologist thinks I'm mad!
I'm never getting out on parole!
'Cause all I've ever done has been bad!
The moral of this story is don't break the law!
Because as you clearly saw.......
They locked me up in this stinking hole!
Now I'm never getting out on parole!
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