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Song Parodies -> "Phoebe the Funky Feline"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Spike Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Phoebe the Funky Feline"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

I couldn't get any of the names of these cats to rhyme, but what else do you expect? They're cats.
You know Solange and Morris
And Socks Rodham Clinton
Koko and Yum Yum
And Krazy and Bucky,
But lest we forget
That most fragrant but "Friend" - ly pet.

Phoebe the funky feline
Could be smelled a mile away
When it was mating season
All the Toms would come and spray.
All of the local varmits
Were overwhelmed by all the smells
Phoebe and her companions
Drove them back into the dells.

Then the humans raised a howl
Louder than the cats -
They were such unplesant pets
So they took them to the vet..

They're friends to those with noses
They are sweet as they can be
Their life's a bed of roses
But fruit is missing from our trees.

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alvin - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
fun little sing-a-long
UnKnownVotress - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir 2Eagle, a certain Knight o'Parody thanks you for the relief from the feline ' smell hell '
2Eagle - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and UKV. If you don't have smell hell it's squirrell hell.
UnKnownVo - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Come on, Sir 2Easle, . . . those little furry Squirrels are soooo cute on the fence, a'humping all the day!
2Eagle - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Not when you have an avocado tree.

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