-> "Sappy Talk"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Talk"
Parody Song Title:
"Sappy Talk"
The Lyrics
Sappy talk
Keep talkin' sappy talk
Talk about things in to-day's news
You got to have a grin
If you don't have a grin
How you gonna get Nielsens for you?
Talk about some goon
Openin' his fly
Flashin' all the ladies at the lake
Talk about some con
Watchin' C.S.I.
Takin' notes to use when he escapes
Sappy talk
Keep talkin' sappy talk
Talk about gossip and be crude
You got to have a grin
If you don't have a grin
How you gonna get Nielsens for you?
Talk about Jack Sparrow
Lookin' mighty drunk
Staggerin' like Johnny Depp on weed
Talk about some girl
Wants to be a boy
What would Freud have said about her need?
Sappy talk
Keep talkin' sappy talk
Talk about things sexy and new
You got to have a grin
If you don't have a grin
How you gonna get Nielsens for you?
Talk about some boy
Wants to be a girl
Takin' magic pills to grow some boobs
Talk about two girls
Talk about two boys
Happy gays in Boston say " I do! "
Sappy talk
Keep talkin' sappy talk
Talk about diets, sex, and food
You got to have a grin
If you don't have a grin
How you gonna get Nielsens for you?
If you don't talk sappy,
And don't smile on TV,
Then your advertisers drop-kick you!
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