-> "Fly Swatter"
Original Song Title:
"Cool Water"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fly Swatter"
The Lyrics
All day I chase
House flies, and pace
Sly moves, with haste
And swatter,
Fly swatter, (swatter)
Don't need spray can,
I swat 'em, man..
Naught bet....ter than,
My swatter, (swatter)
Fly. (swatter)
Swatter, (swatter)
Great since time began,
Why fix what's not broken, man,
I just stalk 'em, as I stand,
And then smack 'em where they land,
Each squatter, (squatter)
House pests I kill - swat them with skill, (swatter)
All my hunter's will, fulfill (swatter)
Satisfaction's when they're still ...and dead.
(swatter...swatter)
If I took poll,
I know the toll
Would reach my goal, I got her..
Fly-y-y swatter, (swatter)
Enraged each dawn,
War line is drawn,
Like blow-torch on.. hot solder, (solder)
Swatter, (swatter)
Swatter, ( swatter)
Swatter, (swatter)
There's one humpin' now,
I'll smash him, well as his frau..
They can climax with kapow!
This ol' flapper shows 'em how - - Fly swatter
(Swatter - swatter)
My (swatter)
Fly (swatter)
Swatter, (swatter)
Quick, (swatter)
Slick, (swatter)
Swatter -
(My - fly- swatter)
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