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Song Parodies -> "A Man Of Constance Borrow"

Original Song Title:

"A Man Of Constant Sorrow"

Original Performer:

Soggy Bottom Boys

Parody Song Title:

"A Man Of Constance Borrow"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I am a man of Constance borrow
Connie is my neighbor's wife
We swing together in Kentucky
I play her love songs on my fife
(He plays her love songs on his fife)

She smokes my ears, and licks my stubble
No pleasures fonder have I found
She's Wilma, and I'm Barney Rubble
When Fred is gone, we fool around
(When Fred is gone, they fool around)

We play fun games beneath the covers
The bed is a farm, we're gander and goose
Sometimes we're "choo choos"..on a railroad
My engine hooks to her caboose
(My engine hooks to her caboose)

She says "bury that in my deep valley."
We drink moonshine, a jug a day
She says, "Bo Bob..you're like no other
Not husband, Hank, nor cousin, Ray.."
(Not husband, Hank, nor cousin, Ray)

That whistle means, shift change at the coal mine
So, Constance get your ass next door
Now old Hank, he has a two barreled shotgun
Don't wish to meet God's golden shore..
(We must not meet God's golden shore..)

See you again, tomorrow at four..

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Red Ant - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Love songs on your fife huh? hehe. What movie was this song featured in? (I think George Clooney was in it).
Royce Miller - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Congratulations on writing 500 parodies. It ain't easy. But you did it pretty fast.
AFW - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, RA....Yeah, I guess it's an old traditional folk song..with different lyrical versions..Bob Dylan did it ...and it was featured in the film, "Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou"
John Barry - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Why didn't I think of this?! Another good one to add to your repertoire of 500. Congrats.
AFW - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Royce...
AFW - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, John
Red Ant - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks. Congrats on 500 as well, seems like last month I said the same on 400.
Adagio - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Really good job on one of my favorite movies and OSs. 5's : D
Michael Pacholek - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
O Brother, thou art funny. Congratulations on the half thou.
carol - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
congratulations for 500 and another well done parody.
alvin rhodes - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
ah...a twist upon the twist i expected...love it
AFW - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, again, Red Ant,.........and thanks, Adagio, Michael, Carol, and alvin, for votes, comments and for the five C congratulations...
Johnny D - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome to the 500 Club, and good job!
Kristof Robertson - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
500 parodies in, like 15 months? How do you do it and keep up the standard, AFW? Sizzling. 555
AFW - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D and Kristof...
AFW - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
And oh, Kristof...forgot to answer your question...how do I do it?....I have a stable of gnome helpers and I use whips

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