-> "Man Of Constant Scandal"
Original Song Title:
"Man Of Constant Sorrow"
Parody Song Title:
"Man Of Constant Scandal"
Republican Congress: In constant scandal
All through his days
Clinton: I am a man
Of constant scandal
Been in trouble since teenage days
When I bid farewell
To old Arkansaw
The place where I was born and raised
Republican Congress: The place where hillbillies are born and raised
Clinton: For eight long years I've been your leader
Been taking punches pound by pound
For in this world I'm bound to scandal
Even my wife can't keep me around
Republican Congress: Even his wife can't help him now
Clinton: It's very well you lovely lady
I never knew someone like you before
Let's just have a quickie
Then I'll send you out the door
Republican Congress: We hid a wire, under the floor!
Clinton: Ken can harry me
All that he wants to
But I will never ever tell
I will say until the end
That the woman was just a friend.
Republican Congress: Do you really get BJs from just friends?
Clinton: Maybe you people think
I'm just a scoundrel
My face you'd rather see no more
But there is one promise that is given
You liked me better than Al Gore
Republican Congress: Anybody but the bore!
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