Hey now, that dang ball,
gave me a big scar,
oh yeah!

hey now, that soccer ball,
wont live,
to see its next game!

ooooooooohh yeeeeeaaah!
only stupid baa--aallls
dare break my leee-eegs

hey now, dumb ball,
ill scar you, like ya did to meeee

ooooooooohhh yyyeeeeeeeeeeaah
only stuuu-uupid ba-alls
dare break my arms tooooo

hey now, this ends the song,
and that ba-alls life!

so now, i forgot the words, so biii-iite meeee! annnnnnnd , i dont caaa-rre, so....
biiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiite meeeeeeee,
cuz only stupid people and soccer balls
dare break my baaa-aackbone...........

hey now , i wrote a crappy song,
but i dont care bee-cuuz,
thaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaat stoopid ba-all,
slammed me in a wheee-eeelchair...

but come on, lets face it, that ball did...

slllllaaaaa-aaam hoooome,
so i won my soooccer gaaaa-aame.