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Song Parodies -> "On The G-Unit Candy Shop"

Original Song Title:

"On The Good Ship Lollipop"

Original Performer:

Shirley Temple

Parody Song Title:

"On The G-Unit Candy Shop"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

I already had a previous Lollipop song parody in this site, but since first I wrote that in an Internet kiosk, I made some goofs in the lyrics. I actually thought of parodying Shirley's trademark song after reading her article in Encyclopaedia Britannica. Here's the amended version of the parody, version 2.0 that is, based on the original movie rendition...
I've thrown away my toys,
Even my underwear
I wanna make some noise
With sounds from hip-hop boys
Someday I'm gonna rap
I'll be an MC too
And where's my boo
How are you?
Like to freestyle, too

On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop
Where MCs play
On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay

RN-beee joints everywhere
'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs
And there you are
Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar

See the Eminem do the freestyle jam
With the big ol' Nelly's Fruit Cake
If you eat too much, ooh-ooh
You'll awake with a bling-bling plate

On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away
On the G-Unit Candy Shop

On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop
Where MCs play
On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay

RNB-b-bee joints everywhere
'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs
And there you are
Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar

See the Eminem do the freestyle jam
With the big ol' Nelly's Fruit Cake
If you eat too much, ooh-ooh
You'll awake with a bling-bling plate

On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a ni-i-ice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away (rhyme away)
On the G-Unit Candy Shop

You'll awake with a bling-bling plate

On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away on the G-Unit Candy Shop...

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Ian - May 24, 2008 - Report this comment
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