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Song Parodies -> "On The G-Unit Candy Shop"

Original Song Title:

"On The Good Ship Lollypop"

Original Performer:

Shirley Temple

Parody Song Title:

"On The G-Unit Candy Shop"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

Another classic spoof of the annoying song from Shirley T. Sorry if the pacing's crappy, but...Next on my spoof list, Christina Aguilera's "Ain't No Other Man". - Blake = )
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop
Where MCs play
On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay

RNB-b-bee joints everywhere
'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs
And there you are
Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar

See the Eminem do the spoof with phlegm
With the big Jay-Z's Fruit Cake
If you eat too much, ooh-ooh
You'll awake with a bling-bling plate

On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away
On the G-Unit Candy Shop

On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop
Where MCs play
On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay

RNB-b-bee joints everywhere
'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs
And there you are
Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar

See the Eminem do the spoof with phlegm
With the big Jay-Z's Fruit Cake
If you eat too much, ooh-ooh
You'll awake with a bling-bling plate

On the goo-oo-ood ship lollypop
It's a ni-i-ice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away (rhyme away)
On the G-Unit Candy Shop

You'll awake with a bling-bling plate

On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away on the G-Unit Candy Shop
By LPG-Unit, currently making fun of every celebrity on earth...

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Overall Rating: 3.2

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TJC - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I like the concept a lot... pacing is on and a few lines were great ("into hip you'll hop" in particular). I have heard of, of course, but am not that familiar with the artists, so some of the jokes (phlegm/spoof and bling plate associated with GI distress, for example) went right over my head... or should I say, Wizzed pass ma balls!? Naaaaaah.....
LPG-Unit - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, dude, I never knew that I could ridicule Shirley Temple the hip-hop way. Expect more parody stuff from me, guys! = )

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