Song Parodies -> On The G-Unit Candy Shop
| Original Song Title: | "On The Good Ship Lollypop" |
| Original Performer: | Shirley Temple |
| Parody Song Title: | "On The G-Unit Candy Shop" |
| Parody Written by: | LPG-Unit |
Another classic spoof of the annoying song from Shirley T. Sorry if the pacing's crappy, but...Next on my spoof list, Christina Aguilera's "Ain't No Other Man". - Blake = )
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop
Where MCs play
On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay
RNB-b-bee joints everywhere
'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs
And there you are
Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar
See the Eminem do the spoof with phlegm
With the big Jay-Z's Fruit Cake
If you eat too much, ooh-ooh
You'll awake with a bling-bling plate
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop
Where MCs play
On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay
RNB-b-bee joints everywhere
'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs
And there you are
Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar
See the Eminem do the spoof with phlegm
With the big Jay-Z's Fruit Cake
If you eat too much, ooh-ooh
You'll awake with a bling-bling plate
On the goo-oo-ood ship lollypop
It's a ni-i-ice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away (rhyme away)
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
You'll awake with a bling-bling plate
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away on the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop
Where MCs play
On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay
RNB-b-bee joints everywhere
'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs
And there you are
Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar
See the Eminem do the spoof with phlegm
With the big Jay-Z's Fruit Cake
If you eat too much, ooh-ooh
You'll awake with a bling-bling plate
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop
Where MCs play
On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay
RNB-b-bee joints everywhere
'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs
And there you are
Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar
See the Eminem do the spoof with phlegm
With the big Jay-Z's Fruit Cake
If you eat too much, ooh-ooh
You'll awake with a bling-bling plate
On the goo-oo-ood ship lollypop
It's a ni-i-ice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away (rhyme away)
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
You'll awake with a bling-bling plate
On the G-Unit Candy Shop
It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop
And rhyme away on the G-Unit Candy Shop
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I like the concept a lot... pacing is on and a few lines were great ("into hip you'll hop" in particular). I have heard of, of course, but am not that familiar with the artists, so some of the jokes (phlegm/spoof and bling plate associated with GI distress, for example) went right over my head... or should I say, Wizzed pass ma balls!? Naaaaaah.....
Thanks, dude, I never knew that I could ridicule Shirley Temple the hip-hop way. Expect more parody stuff from me, guys! = )
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