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Song Parodies -> "Centered In The Pack"

Original Song Title:

"Leader Of The Pack"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Centered In The Pack"

Parody Written by:

John Romero

The Lyrics

Is she really seeking Krishna?
Well, there she is. Let's ask her
Betty, is that Krishna you're chanting?
Gee, it must be great to have your own mantra
Seeking divine energy from the back of a Hog
By the way, where'd you learn it?

I heard it in an airport parking lot
A Harley Krishna thrumming rhythmically
Divine consciousness (in the city streets)
That's when I rolled out (centered in the pack)

My folks were always putting me down (down, down)
Saying only whores ride Harleys around town
(They said only whores ride Harleys around town)
I told them I was seeking Rama
I knew I was a hog-riding mamma
That why I tool out (centered in the pack)

One day my dad said, whats the matter with you
Why can't you take the bus like other girls do?
(Why can't she take the bus like other girls do?)
I stood there and offered him a ride
And he decided to give it a try
So now dad's becoming (centered in the back)

Riding hogs, letting the saffron fly
Pleasure seeking beings, centered in the flow
Riding on sunny days and rainy nights
Allowing mental purity to grow
Gunning my Harley, forever I'll go ...

Look Within! Look Within! Look Within!

Keeping my Hog tuned along with my mind
Finding Rama on the road is mighty fine
People look at me funny but I don't care
Flowing orange robes and a top-know for hair

Centered in the pack (there she goes)
Centered in the pack (there she goes)
Vroom many padme thrum (thrumm thrumm)
Vroom many padme thrum (thrumm thrumm)

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