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Song Parodies -> "Sanctions of Little Use"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Sanctions of Little Use"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Western sanctions have completely failed as Iran has speeded up uranium enrichment while moving equipment far underground into hardened bunkers. Obama thinks it's OK to say that "all options are on the table" and yet fails to commit to any deadlines or redlines. The redline is NOW and Israel is moving towards a unilateral strike having begged the US three times now to set a deadline. The window of opportunity is closing and there is no element of surprise this time. Iran KNOWS that Israel will be coming and so their missile defense systems are prepared along with their AF and intent to counter immediately with a missile barrage. The Iranians will also try to bring Syria and Lebanon into the war which is expected to be multi-front lasting anywhere from weeks to over a month... or potentially turning into a massive regional conflict that could spread worldwide! The Russians have declared that they will fight any foreign intervention in Syria by the West, so what happens IF Israel does a pre-emptive strike on Syrias missile and AF assets??? By delaying a coordinated unified massive strike the US is gambling that Israel will not act alone. Big mistake IMHO...
Sanctions of little use
wasted time

Ahmadinejad is bad news
Persians willin’
Nuke mass-Jew killin’

Israelis can’t stand it
Clock tickin’ down
One hit would be deadly
Haifa or Tel Aviv mushroom cloud

[Genocide second time around]

Sanctions of little use
wasted time
(Uranium) refined

Can make two
Can make two
Can make two
Bombs from material
Jews are aware
Of emergency
They will not prevail

[Coming strike won’t fail]

Futility
Sanctions of little use
wasted time
(Misguided foreign policy)

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Patrick - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Obama has ordered Netanyahu not to strike until after the election. He doesn't care about dead Jews, dead or irradiated Iranians, US fleet caught in crossfire, gasoline at $10 a gallon, if there is any to be had. He just wants to be sure he has one more Electoral College vote than Romney on November 7.
OU812 - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Any foolish faith one has in basic human goodness can be banished simply by asking oneself why ANYBODY is still voting for this blatant traitor who's doing virtually everything he can to wreck our economy, our foreign policy, and our civil rights. If not for our far-left enemedia, Usurper Zero Boy would be losing by fifty points to a head of lettuce, let alone the likes of Romney.

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