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Song Parodies -> "Uzi Gun Made by Jews"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Uzi Gun Made by Jews"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Designed by Major Uziel Gal in the 1940s and prototyped by 1950, the Uzi was one of the first products of the Israeli national defense industry that promoted self-reliance. Made in the 1960s for the IDF, the Uzi has been adopted by 27 nations and is a favorite of SFs and HRUs as well as the IDF. A compact weapon, the Uzi uses a wrap-around bolt which encloses much of the barrel at the instant of firing and can fire 600 rpm. Well-balanced, it can be fired using one hand, arm extended with great accuracy! It uses a 25 or 32 round mag and can come with or without a wooden stock or a metal folder. West Germany used it for some time even with the HK MP-5. That says a lot about how good it is. There is also the Mini-Uzi which is 2 lbs lighter and even more compact with compensator slots for better control. That takes a 20 rd mag or can use the higher capacity mags of the regular Uzi. I have fired both and can say positively that it is much more accurate than the compact US M10 which makes a lot of noise and smoke but is not really that controllable (reason why the SAS rejected it for their inventory). Trivia note: the Uzi was the first weapon aboard Air Force One that accidentally fired when a Secret Service man tried to store it in a rack and dropped it. He had taped the safety OFF and when it hit the floor, it fired- grazing the head of another agent!!!
Uzi gun made by Jews
good design

27 nations put to use
Made for fightin’
Stop Jews from dyin’

IDF needed it
Well-made all-around
Really came in handy
Rescuing hostages in show-downs

Uzi gun made by Jews
good design
Fires 9(x19mm round)

Mass produced
Mass produced
Mass produced
Very compact weapon
Was brought to bear
HRU shooting
Terror fightin'

Urgency
Uzi gun made by Jews
good design
(first product of Israeli defense industry)




http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/small_arms/uzi/uzismg_b.jpg

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Patrick - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
News story this morning. A member of the Thai senate shot and killed his secretary while playing with an Uzi at a restaurant. Must have been the compact version. He faces a $600 fine.
Rob Arndt - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
He should have been carrying the HK MP-5 briefcase version! As the Secret Service has said about the weapon, "Submachine gun violin cases are for losers, thank God for HK!": http://images.wikia.com/mp5/images/3/3b/Hk.jpg

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