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Song Parodies -> "How Fast His Hands Do Move"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"How Fast His Hands Do Move"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This Superhero parody deals with Daredevil's nemesis Bullseye from the movie version. In the movie, Bullseye was hired by the Kingpin to kill Nicholas Natchios. Bullseye kills Natchios with Daredevil's billy club, causing Elektra to believe Daredevil killed her father. Bullseye himself begins to perceive Daredevil a personal challenge to his skills, because he is the only target he has ever missed. Later, Elektra attacks Daredevil, seeking revenge, but soon realizes Bullseye killed her father. Elektra and Bullseye battle, and he stabs her with one of her sai (which was exactly how he killed her in the comics) and her heart stops. Daredevil chases Bullseye to a church, and they battle until Daredevil maneuvers Bullseye's hands to be shot by a S.W.A.T. sniper, leaving him with wounds resembling stigmata. With Bullseye wounded, Daredevil grabs him and throws him out of a window, crashing onto the hood of Ben Urich's car. A later scene shows him hospitalized but still able to flick a hypodermic needle with enough force and accuracy to impale a fly. ~Wiki ref
How fast his hands do move
every time

Assassin with something to prove
No denyin’
Sends objects flyin’

Daredevil can’t stand it
Put Elektra down
Church battle was deadly
With all the glass shards flying around

How fast his hands do move
every time
Sightline

He got you
He got you
He got you
Into a sniper’s sight
You murderer
Beaten by DD
Hit your palms just right

“Bullseye”!!!

Recovery
How fast his hands do move
every time
(Hypo pins a fly to the wall easily)
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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Porfle Popnecker - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
That's a much-maligned movie but I think it's pretty good.
Rob Arndt - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Was never a fan of the comic DD but liked both the movie and "Elektra" spin-off. I have the Director's Cut of DD.

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