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Song Parodies -> "Jet Forward-Swept Wing Flew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Jet Forward-Swept Wing Flew"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Junkers Ju-287 jet bomber project started in 1942 as an experiment in areodynamics. The first aircraft was cobbled together from various components: the fuselage from a He-177 bomber, nose wheels off captured B-24s, main wheels from a Ju-352 transport, and rear tail unit from a Ju-188. The V1 was fitted with 4x Jumo 004 jet engines @1980 lb st each and it flew in August 1944 with 17 successful flights. The V2 was under construction as was the new 6-engine V3. Both were captured by the Russians and transported back to the USSR with Junkers team and pilots. The other version, the Ju-287S with projected 2x 6390 lb st Jumo 012s was never built. The V2 flew in October 1946 and the V3 was used by TsAGI for static loading tests. A new Junkers version, the EF-131V1 flew in 1947 with a German pilot and was handed over to Russian teams for evaluation. But b/c the FSW were controversial and Junkers had more large bomber designs, the project was cancelled in late 1947. The original German plan was to use the V3 with 4x BMW 018 jet engines of 7700 lb st each... but the engine was not service ready, neither was the He S 011. So Junkers designed cluster nacelles that held 3x 1760 lb st BMW 003 jet engines per wing. This is what the Russians used. Junkers developed the lighter twin-engine EF-140 with FSW but this too was cancelled. Postwar, West Germany built the light FSW HFB-320 Hansa Jet used by the Luftwaffe as VIP transport.
Jet forward-swept wing flew
Russian find

Forward-swept wings were something new
Well worth tryin’
For bomber flyin’

Junkers bomber tested
Forward-swept wings sound
New engines not ready
Cluster nacelle solution was found

Jet forward-swept wing flew
Russian find
In ‘45

They built two
They built two
They built two
First flew in ‘44
Were two more spares
V2 and V3
More to explore

Model C
Jet forward-swept wing flew
Russian find
(Became EF-131 secretly)
Ju-287 V1: http://www.warbirdsresourcegroup.org/LRG/images/ju287-7.jpg Ju EF-131 V1: http://tanks45.tripod.com/Jets45/Histories/Ju-287/Ju-287V3.jpg Ju EF-140: http://tanks45.tripod.com/Jets45/ListOfJets/img2/Ef-140_2.jpg HFB-320 Hansa Jet: http://www.hansajet.de/bilder/1025/1025manching-aussen-2.jpg

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Rob Arndt - June 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Please note that although the Ju-287 never became operational, Germany introduced the world's first jet bomber, the Ar-234 Blitz, in 1944 as dual-role. It flew largely as a recon bird able to outrun Allied fighters with a speed of 461 mph and it carried the Germans best bombsight- the Lotfe 7K which was superior to the Norden. An odd machine it was manned by a single pilot. It also is noted as taking out the Ludendorf Bridge at Remagen on March 17, 1945. The third German jet bomber, the He-343, was under construction when all bombers were cancelled in the Fall of 1944. It was put into component storage and its fate is not known. Dr. Lippisch proposed the most secret of jet bombers which was a Transcontinental Aerodyne. Some work was done at Collins postwar on Lippisch unmanned aerodynes but the gigantic "Dynafortress" was never built. See 4th panel here: http://www.unicraft.biz/germ/li-sedan/li-sedan-col.jpg
Peregrin - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Cool, love a good historical/scientific/technological parody! More 5s.

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