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Song Parodies -> "Blonde with an Attitude"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Blonde with an Attitude"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Louise Grant, secretary to Private Detective Mark Mason, is also the mysterious Blonde Phantom that helps Mason track down and capture dangerous thugs. She is an excellent marksman and martial-arts expert, carries a .45 pistol! Wears a black mask, slit-leg red evening gown, and wears high heels! Mason is in love with Blonde Phantom but has no interest in Louise (Lois Lane sex reversal)! Eventually he figures it out and they marry. One of my favorite heroines from the Golden Age of comics...
Blonde with an attitude
stoppin’ crime
Louise Grant is wise to you
Not always typin’
She’s masked crime fightin’
Mark Mason hunts bandits
Blonde Phantom astounds
Knows she can be deadly
But helps the Private Dick hunt ‘em down!!!
Blonde with an attitude
stoppin’ crime
Spare time
Attitude
Attitude
Attitude
Slit-keg dress and .45
Shows here & there
Such a thrill to see
Keeps Mason alive
Secretary
Blonde with an attitude
stoppin’ crime
(Mason is in love with her other identity)
stoppin’ crime
Louise Grant is wise to you
Not always typin’
She’s masked crime fightin’
Mark Mason hunts bandits
Blonde Phantom astounds
Knows she can be deadly
But helps the Private Dick hunt ‘em down!!!
Blonde with an attitude
stoppin’ crime
Spare time
Attitude
Attitude
Attitude
Slit-keg dress and .45
Shows here & there
Such a thrill to see
Keeps Mason alive
Secretary
Blonde with an attitude
stoppin’ crime
(Mason is in love with her other identity)
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