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Song Parodies -> "Su-5 Got a Boost"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Su-5 Got a Boost"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Due to the Soviets getting word of the German jet fighters both MiG and Sukhoi were allowed to experiment with mixed-propulsion fighters. The Su-5 featured a 1650 hp Klimov M-107 engine supplemented by a rear 660 lb st VDRK (Soviet term for Air Reaction Engine Compressor). This enabled the Su-5 to reach 493 mph with boost at 14,000 ft and later up to 503 mph for 10 minute duration at the higher 25,000 ft. The aircraft got a new laminar-flow wing and was armed with a 23mm nose cannon plus 2x .50 cal MGs! But it first flew in April 1945 and Germany surrender on May 8th. So the program was in danger. A flight in July 1945 suffered an engine failure that was irrepairable and so Stalin cancelled further development and went on to analyze and produce copies of German Jumo 004 and BMW 003 jet engines as well as experimenting with German rocket engines and pulsejets. That was the end of Soviet WW2 experimentation. Sadly, they could have produced real jets in WW2, but Stalin kept gutting his aviation design bureaus b/c he hated aviation and distrusted aviation intellectuals as enemies of the State!
Su-5 got a boost
but lost time

Soviets worried of German news
Jets were flyin’
Soviets spyin’

VDRK was to improve
660 lbs thrust found
Mixed-power plants handy
Could attain high speed towards shoot-downs

Su-5 got a boost
but lost time
In ‘45

Overdue
Overdue
Overdue
Flew in April ‘45
No time to spare
End of Germany
It did not survive

500 speed
Su-5 got a boost
but lost time
(but then- no need…)
http://www.aviastar.org/pictures/russia/su-5_1.jpg http://www.aviastar.org/pictures/russia/su-5.jpg

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