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Song Parodies -> "Fokker D.VII in WW2"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Fokker D.VII in WW2"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Right after the occupation of the Netherlands, Friedrich Wilhelm Seekatz, manager at Fokker, wanted to give a present to Hermann Göring (which he knew from World War 1): a D.VII. However, that D.VII had to be built. Some designers worked on the project from May to July 1940. At the 30th July the project was cancelled. It was not possible to build an original D.VII. The originally used engines (160 hp Mercedes and 180 hp BMW) where not available anymore. That is why a 240 hp Argus AS 10 E engine was projected. This made for a different nose design. The profile of the wings was changed. Originally this had a flat underside, but now it was a little curved. The incline of the ailerons was dropped. At first a tailwheel was drawn (sketch 3169), but the next drawing (sketch 3170) shows a tail skid. The landing gear was in design similar to that of the D.16, D.17 and C.10, without a horizontal axle. A special problem was the design of the fuselage. In World War 1, when Göring flew the D.VII, he was a slim young man. His shape had changed however, so that it was impossible for him to fit in a D.VII. A wider fuselage had to be designed. It is remarkable that this is not shown at the performance figures. 90 kg for a pilot with parachute must have been too little. After 'Ontwerp" 203 came 204, also a single engined aircraft. Probably a more modern design was considered. The 204 (sketch 3343) is smaller than the 203, with tapered wings. Technical specifications for the 204 are not known.
Fokker D.VII in WW2
Goering’s prize

WW 1 plane project in WW2
Biplane designin’
D.VII for flyin’

The Dutch couldn’t stand it
Goering comin’ to town
Was WW1 LSK ace
Fokker D.VII was best warplane around (in 1918)

Fokker D.VII in WW2
Goering’s prize
Seekatz design

Argus engine new
Argus engine new
Argus engine new
240 hp, nose round
Wing profile altered
Cockpit needed enlarging
Project “gift” was shut down

Ontwerp 203
Fokker D.VII in WW2
Goering’s prize
(abandoned in July 1940)
http://www.aerofile.info/fokkerd7/d7klein/d7-1940.jpg

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Patrick - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment
That would have been one of the first WWI replica planes. Imagine if they had built it to original specs. When Goering tried to fit in the cockpit, he'd probably have had the designers shot.
Rob Arndt - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment
The Ontwerp 203 wasn't a replica, but a new D.VII with new engine, wings, and wider fuselage to accommodate Herr Goering!!!
WCJ - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Looks like the design of the Red Baron's plane. Great one Rob! 555! :-)
Rob Arndt - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment
In Germany, he was known as "The Red Knight" and largely flew Albatros D.Vs and of course the Fokker DR.I triplane. He wasn't killed by any enemy pilot but from Australian MG fire from the ground as we now know. The D.VII was superior to both the Albatros D.Va and Fokker DR.I but slightly inferopr to the Fokker D.VIII "Flying Razor" and SSW D.IV- the best fighter of WW1. The latter types were slow to reach the front however, so the D.VII was the main aircraft demanded by the Allies in the unjust Treaty of Versailles!

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