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Song Parodies -> "Baby Secret- Pink or Blue???"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Baby Secret- Pink or Blue???"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is the current events story of a Canadian couple's right to gender neutrality with their third child Storm. Kathy Witterick and David Stocker have chosen to keep their baby's sex a secret until a later time. They believe that the public doesn't have the right to know what's between their baby's legs calling it, "unhealthy, unsafe, and voyeuristic!" The Tornoto Star published an article on them and set off a storm (no pun intended) of controversy and threats about child abuse. So here is a parody about Genneu (Gender-neutral) child raising by helicopter parents!!!
Baby secret- pink or blue???
couple’s fine (with decision)
Even if their loved ones don’t approve
They ain’t finding’ (out)
Without spyin’
Sorry if the public can’t stand it
In time they’ll come around
Rights of mommy & daddy
Sex of their baby kept private-for now
Baby secret- pink or blue???
couple’s fine (with decision)
Social landmine
(Storm) They love you
(Storm) They love you
(Storm) They love you
They love you pal (or gal)
And they just believe
“Free to be you and me”
Secret’s safe for now
Gender neutrality
Baby secret- pink or blue???
couple’s fine (with decision)
(Tornoto Star publicity)
couple’s fine (with decision)
Even if their loved ones don’t approve
They ain’t finding’ (out)
Without spyin’
Sorry if the public can’t stand it
In time they’ll come around
Rights of mommy & daddy
Sex of their baby kept private-for now
Baby secret- pink or blue???
couple’s fine (with decision)
Social landmine
(Storm) They love you
(Storm) They love you
(Storm) They love you
They love you pal (or gal)
And they just believe
“Free to be you and me”
Secret’s safe for now
Gender neutrality
Baby secret- pink or blue???
couple’s fine (with decision)
(Tornoto Star publicity)
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