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Song Parodies -> "Project Pluto"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Project Pluto"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Scary- real-life Vought SLAM (aka Project Pluto, aka Flying Crowbar) was the only confirmed doomsday machine ever attempted but cancelled out of fear. The nuclear ramjet engine was developed along with a scale model. The autonomous unmanned missile/bomber would carry between 12-24 nukes and travel at Mach 3 sustained over entire areas of the WP and USSR lobbing nukes at targets and outrunning the blast while at the same time flying so low as to create a destructive wake that would destroy anything in its path. Finally, after all 12 nukes were used up, the machine would continue to burn out the dirty nuclear ramjet and contaminate everywhere it flew... and when the engine started to fail the machine would select one last target and ram into it at Mach 3!!!
Project Pluto
Doomsday Machine for the end of time

It’s amazing what the USAF can do
Nuclear ramjet autonomous bomber flyin’
Once in the air, just plain terrifyin’

Nuclear-armed, no one could stop it
Mach 3 sustained flyin’ around
Over Warsaw Pact and Soviet ground
Impossible to shoot it down

Project Pluto
Doomsday Machine for the end of time
Aeronautical crime

Attacking the USSR
Attacking the USSR
Attacking the USSR
Lobbing nukes everywhere
Dirty nuclear ramjet scatterin’ radiation everywhere
Low-level Mach 3 wake
Destroys everything in its way

Shrouded in secrecy, it wasn’t meant to be
Project Pluto
Doomsday Machine for the end of time




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