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Song Parodies -> "An Umbrella for You???"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"An Umbrella for You???"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another Obama screw-up in front of the pres corp as Obama recently used the Marine Corps to hold umbrellas for him in the Rose Garden while hosting Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan. Afraid of a little rain and unwilling to move the conference inside, he asked male Marines to hold umbrellas for him which they are not allowed to carry nor use per Marine Corps uniform regularions. Only FEMALE MARINES can carry and use a standard blank retracting unmbrella while in duty uniform. Since Obama has no FMs at the White House, he shoudl have either held an umbrella himself or had the SS (Secret Service) do it for him. Anyway, he is a lazy bastard who is disrespectful, insensitive, classeless, and pays no attention to official protocols. Poor Marines looked like clowns next to the Big Bozo himself!!!
An umbrella for you???
Lost your mind?

Protocols mean nothing to you?
Not confusin’
Marine abusin’

Marine Corps can’t stand it
Marines looked like clowns
Can’t carry on duty
What? No Female Marines around?

[He joked about it with press corps crowd]

An umbrella for you???
You lost your mind?
Big time!!!

What a fool
What a fool
What a fool
A Marine Corps disgrace
But he don’t care
About the Marines
It’s not their place

[Use SS aides]

Sickening
An umbrella for you???
You lost your mind?
(Disrespect is appalling)



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