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Song Parodies -> "They Dropped a Gel on You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"They Dropped a Gel on You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In the summer of 1944 the Germans were attacked in France with napalm carried by P-47s. Napalm is not really just "jellied gas" but a combination of gasoline and aluminium soap that makes it stick to whatever it touches. The substance was analyzed by the SS and a factory near Berlin started to make dispersal bombs using a similar substance called Petrolin 5. Several Fw-190 test aircraft used the experimentals on Russian troops moving westward towards Berlin in the final days. Not much is known about it, but the effects were the same as IS-2 and T-34/85 tanks were hit as well as infantry. The experiments were short-lived, however, as the factory was captured by the Red Army. Postwar, not much development b/c the Reds captured a better German weapon- a thermobaric type and decided to go that direction.
They dropped a gel on you
in ‘45

Nazi scientists made something new
Russian fryin’
Weapon stockpilin’

Frontline demand for it
The Reds gainin’ ground
Napalm had been deadly
Petrolin 5 substance rainin’ down

[Focke-Wulf 190 tests proved sound]

They dropped a gel on you
In ‘45
Some survived

It was cruel
It was cruel
It was cruel
Bomblets spewing fire
Gel everywhere
Killing Red Army
Temps raised higher

[SS desire]

Secrecy
They dropped a gel on you
In ‘45
(Reds captured the factory)


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Old Man Ribber - March 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - And without napalm, we wouldn't have Robert Duvall's famous line from Apocalypse Now. ;D
John Barry - March 01, 2013 - Report this comment
One of the best "Spell" titles ever!
Rob Arndt - March 02, 2013 - Report this comment
Thabnks guys! Btw, having troubkle with health issues and PC problems with this new format. Am trying to rate as best I can but sometimes no comments due to page locking up and slow download times to start with! If you see more 5s than comments, i am among the raters :)

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