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Song Parodies -> "Just WHO Makes the Best Brew?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Just WHO Makes the Best Brew?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ratebeer.com for two years in a row has proclaimed that beer drinkers prefer a Belgian beer over Swedish and German. Westvleteren 12 has been made by Trappist monks at St. Sixtus for approx. 150 years and produces 130,000 gallons/yr for the last 60 years. The beer has been noticed by tourists and is favored for its dark, strong, distinct taste. It dethroned the Swedish dark beer Narke Kaggen Stormaktsporter in 2011. The people of Vleteren benefit locally with restaurants, B&Bs, and shops that cater to the tourist overflow since the beer is not exported. On an average day lines of cars can stretch 3 miles and beyond waiting to get to the beer. Only 1 batch was sent to the US for charity to raise money to fix the abbey buildings, but then after work ceased so did the beer. A 6-pack goes for $85 US!!!
Just WHO makes the best brew?
Belgian find

Westvleteren 12 much approved
Monks are makin’
Tourists are takin’

Strong is how they make it
Local, dark, and brown
Swedish brand forsaken
Narke Kaggen Stormaktsporter down

[W-12 is now best around]

Just WHO makes the best brew?
Belgian find
No decline

Local boom
Local boom
Local boom
Vleteren benefits
Locals cater
To beer drinker needs
No export blitz

[THERE, the beer sits]

Is costly
Just WHO makes the best brew?
Belgian find
(6-pack sells for $85 easily!!!)

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AFW - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Used to be an avid beer drinker...mostly domestic brands...gave it up a few years ago ..very descriptive, brings back an old thirst..
Old Man Ribber - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - All those wonderful Belgian beers...and they dump Stella Artois here in America! At least your write is premium. ;D
Rob Arndt - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
I don't drink beer nor wine- just hard alcohol on occasion. Vodka mainly.
John Lomain - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment
It definitely could never be an American beer. They're not as good. I like wine better anyway. I liked this parody

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