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Song Parodies -> "Podbyrin 9.2"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Podbyrin 9.2"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Anyone remember the 1988 movie "Red Heat" with Arnold Schwarzenegger? He played Red cop Ivan Danko who comes to America to find a criminal. In the movie he puts down the US .44 and claims that the Podbyrin 9.2mm is the most powerful handgun in the world. Of course this gun really doesn't exist. It was a fake movie prop made by extending the barrel of an IMI Desert Eagle .357 Mag and then making the grip and trigger guard look Slavic. The designer wanted it to look like an oversized P-38!!! In theory this gun would fire a 9.2x30mm bottleneck cartridge which would be very powerful. See pics below...
Podbyrin 9.2
prop design

Desert Eagle for fake use
Tough gun tryin’
“Red Heat” applyin’

Ivan Danko had it
Put .44 down
He said his was much better:
“Most powerful handgun around”

[Fires 9.2 (x30 mm) bottleneck round]

Podbyrin 9.2
prop design
East Bloc kind

Movie tool
Movie tool
Movie tool
Doesn’t really exist
Fake hardware
For a movie scene
Couldn’t resist!

[Visual trick]

Trickery!
Podbyrin 9.2
prop design
(oversized P-38 strategy)



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Rob Arndt - January 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Oops... forgot links: http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/5/55/Podbyrin9_2mmPistol.jpg/400px-Podbyrin9_2mmPistol.jpg http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/5/56/RH-PodNew02a.jpg/400px-RH-PodNew02a.jpg
Patrick - January 11, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm surprised someone hasn't come up with this cartridge/pistol combination. Of course, today the stores would all be out of the ammo.

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