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Song Parodies -> "Bad News for Alpha Blues"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Bad News for Alpha Blues"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Since the 1970s the US Navy had started to train dolphins and sea lions to protect submarine pens and to locate hidden mines. They were deployed in the US on both coasts and also overseas to counter enemy divers. Dolphins were photographed during ODS and the US Navy maintains 80 dolphins (Alpha Blues) plus 40 sea lions. But after decades, improvements with UUV (Unmanned Underwater Vehicles), the new General Dynamics/Bluefin Robotics Knifefish has been designed to replace the "biologicals". Knifefish is a torpedo-like UUV that can scan the seas electronically and optically looking for hidden mines and other naval threats. it can patrol for long periods of time and can be massed-produced without all the support needs of the naval animals and transport issues overseas. Knifefish is in the water now testing, but it won't be until 2017 until they reach full IOC in numbers.
Bad news for Alpha Blues
outta time

Dolphins and sea lions were of use
Navy tyin’
For deep mine divin’

For decades they proved it
Sub pens swan around
Armed ones could kill divers
Or pull them down so that they would drown

[Finding hidden mines made Navy proud]

Bad news for Alpha Blues
outta time
Knifefish line

Robot use
Robot use
Robot use
General Dynamics
Goes anywhere
Sea scout by using
Electronics

[Optics, sonics]

UUV
Bad news for Alpha Blues
outta time
(Knifefish IOC by 2017)
http://images.defensetech.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-4.jpg

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