-> "I'm Just a Jobber"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Just a Bill"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Just a Jobber"
The Lyrics
I'm just a jobber,
Yes, I'm only a jobber,
And I'm losing for some reason on Velocity.
Well, its a long, long journey,
To make it on Smack Down!,
But I know I'll be a be the undisputed champ some day...
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I'm just a jobber.
-Spoken by Fan- : "Gee, Jobber, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage!"
-Jobber- : "Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn't even a wrestler. I was just an idea. Some folks deceided what my gimmick was and put on paper, so I could get some on air time."
-Marks- : "He's the best wrestler in the world."
-Jobber- : "I trained and I trained at house shows,and won most of the time, this introduced me to the company. And I became a superstar."
I'm just a jobber,
Yes, I'm only a jobber,
And I got as far as Velocity and HeAt.
Well now I'm stuck in transition,
And I sit here and wait,
While a few writers,
Discuss and debate,
Whether they should,
Let me be on RAW...
Oh how I hope and pray that they will,
But today I am still just a jobber.
-Fan- : "Listen to those writers arguing! Is all that discussion and debate about you?"
-Jobber- : "Yes. I'm one of the lucky ones. Most jobbers never even get this far. I hope they decide to report on me favourably to Vince, otherwise I may get fired.
-Fan- : "Fired?"
-Jobber- : "Yeah, get fired by the WWE Board in a meeting. Oooh! But it looks like I won't be fired. Now I go to McMahon and sign up to be on RAW."
-Fan- : "So if you do good on RAW, what happens?"
-Jobber- : "Then I go to the writers and the whole thing starts all over again."
-Fan- : "Oh no!"
-Jobber- : "Oh Yes"
I'm just a jobber,
Yes I'm only a jobber,
And if the writing is good by the writers,
Well then I'm off to see McMahon again.
Where I'll wait in a line,
With a lot of other jobbers,
For him to sign.
And if he signs me then I'll be a champion on RAW...
Oh, how I hope and pray that he will,
But today I am still just a jobber.
-Fan- : "You mean even if the whole writing team says you should be a champ, McMahon can still say no?"
-Jobber- : "Yes, that's if I don't look like I'm going to be good enough to be a champion yet, McMahon can say 'no', and I'll have to
go back to the writing team, and they have to recreate my gimmick again, and by that time, its very unlikely you'll be even on RAW!"
-Fan- : "Its not easy to become a non-jobber, is it?"
No! But how I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a bill.
-Fan- : "He signed you, Jobber, now you have a chance at becoming a RAW or Smack Down! superstar!"
-Jobber- "Oh yes!"
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