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Song Parodies -> "Runaway Store"

Original Song Title:

"Runaway Train"

Original Performer:

Sarah Jarosz

Parody Song Title:

"Runaway Store"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was all about my runaway store of all time, Walmart.
No lazy river, no GW drive
No looking in a Sam's Club day
2XL sizin', 2XL buyin'
No common sense of sizin'
Ever since you saw me, you've been making up 2XL

You've got a heart like a runaway store
Lookin' down the clothing side
Burnin' like a clothing that you can't contain
Hummin' like the 2XL
Headed off the store, and you're comin' in fast
You're 'bout to hit me like a store again
Boy, you've got a heart like a runaway store

No drug-store shops, no cheap managers
Stuff I'd only look to buy
Buyers sailing, our shirts lookin
We're roller coaster ridin'
Sayin' all the clothes that we shouldn't say
But I gotta say

Boy, you've got a heart like a runaway store
Screamin' down the Walmart store
Burnin' like a time you can make your mom
Hummin' like the 2XL
Headed off the stores, and you're comin' in fast
You're 'bout to buy me like a faster time
Boy, you've got a heart like a runaway store, mm

Runaway
Runaway
Runaway
Runaway

Boy, you've got a heart like a runaway store
Screamin' down the Walmart store
Burnin' like a sizer that you can't contain
Hummin' like the 2XL
Headed off the shops, and you're comin' in fast
You're 'bout to hit me like a shopping mall
Boy, you've got a heart like a runaway store
Like a runaway store
Like a runaway store

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