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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph The Worst-nose Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph The Red-nose Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Santa

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph The Worst-nose Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

Rudolph the worst nose Reindeer
Didn't bring nothing for me
All he cared was his buddie santa
And had a gas problem now

Rudolph had forgotten all about was Santa
All he gave him was ladies make up products
But Santa looked a lot like WHITNEY HOUSTON
His friends got was action figures and cell-phone


All He was thinking of was reindeer girls
Santa replied Oh-crap oh brother of Nazereth
As he fell of his couch and slipped into ice-cream

Rudolph the worst nose reindeer
I told to bring me some good Stevie albums
But he told me that Santa fell in the icy snow
He also told me that Rudolph's butt was hurting

Rudolph the worst nose reindeer
The kids made fun of him in elementary
Rudolph the worst nose reindeer
He threw snow at the elementary teacher
(Very superstion and very happy xmas)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.5
How Funny: 1.7
Overall Rating: 1.7

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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 1   9
 7
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 2   0
 2
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 3   1
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 4   0
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 5   1
 1
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Rudolph - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
That's Because I Kept Getting Nose Bleeds.
Regos the Sane - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
WTF? The pacing is way off, the lines don't rhyme and the lyrics make no sense at all. Am I missing something?
M-Dawg - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Holt cow! Are you insane? This is like the worst parody in the world it makes no sense at all!
Stuart McArthur - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
hey, are you guy that writes the instruction booklets for imported Korean buil-it-yourself barbecue kits???
Simon Cowell - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
It would be hard to mess-up one of the most parodied Christmas songs in history. And Fatu, you did the impossible. Messed it up and look like a fool doing it. Absolutely dreadful.
Susanna Viljanen - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
First time I ever give binary code to anyone. No pace, no rhyming, not even funny. Back to old drawing board, Fitu. Please re-think your rhymes and try to get the pace right. The syllablic pacing is 7-7-7-7 on main and 7-5-7-7 on the coda.
Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Amusing in its stream of consciousness way, but definitely not a good parody.

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