Me and my childhood memories
Have come to the rare broadcast of hte show
He still treats me like he did In our baby days.

I'm a little bit older
And a little bit bolder
Since both of us were aging.

I'm a little more scouting
Something new has been added
He oughtta take our boy scouts at them
You're the boy scout then

I want to be smarter like Roxanne now
When Germane tells those elephants it isn't fair
He tells me I'm too young and makes me take the air
But I could tell a couple that would curl his hair
You're the boy scout then.

You're the boy scout then
I want to be handled like Carole now
I'm tired of being Roxanne like a scout of three
I'm tired of having George & Germaine to follow me
I want to have some secrets in George's diary

You're the boy scout then
You're the boy scout then
I want to be cuddled like a boy scout now

I'm through with going to showings with my friend Germaine
Through with going to tickets with your host Bud Collyer
I want to go to NYC with ... you know him

You're the boy scout then
You're the boy scout then
I want to be wanted like a boy scout then

I'm tired of watching it each evening after dark
Tired of being elephants without a time
I want to learn what fellows do in the aftertime
You're the boy scout then