Song Parodies -> Beautiful Creamer
| Original Song Title: | "Beautiful Dreamer" |
| Original Performer: | Roy Orbison |
| Parody Song Title: | "Beautiful Creamer" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I believe the it's the simple things in life that matter, Like a simple fortune, a simple Mansion, a simple Bentley...
Beautiful Creamer, Spooned in my cup
Blends with the coffee when I stir it up
Golden and yellow, rich and robust,
Finely ground powder, and low-carb I trust
Beautiful Creamer, next to my roll
Mellows the coffee, and comforts my soul,
Sipped hot and steaming, zest for the day,
Beautiful Creamer at Starbuck's cafe
Some like it flavored, I prefer plain
Simple salvation for life's daily strain,
Beautiful Creamer, neatly dispensed,
Must tip the waitress an extra ten cents
Blends with the coffee when I stir it up
Golden and yellow, rich and robust,
Finely ground powder, and low-carb I trust
Beautiful Creamer, next to my roll
Mellows the coffee, and comforts my soul,
Sipped hot and steaming, zest for the day,
Beautiful Creamer at Starbuck's cafe
Some like it flavored, I prefer plain
Simple salvation for life's daily strain,
Beautiful Creamer, neatly dispensed,
Must tip the waitress an extra ten cents
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Aaah, beautiful. Makes me crave some caffeine...
Brewed to perfection, AFW.
Hate creamer, love this. 555
Good to the last line...well-paced and original. Here are three more nickels for that tip!
Heh heh heh. 5's
Creamy smooth - light but well done, with a touch of sweetness. I take my caffeine raw though, since I only drink it for the effect. You can have the three packs of sugar and the two creams the waitress gave me with my morning cup to sweeten up your effort.
Thanx all for votes and comments...I'm sure some of you assumed, by the title, it would have a sex theme..but I'm not good at disguise-writing like some of you guys...so I switcheroo'd...X-Title, G-content
Well, whatever you intended here, AFW, it's still a Half-and-Half Laugh-and-Laugh...you've udderly milked this parody topic every which whey you can!
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