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Song Parodies -> "God Shave The Queen"

Original Song Title:

"God Save The Queen"

Original Performer:

Royal Anthem

Parody Song Title:

"God Shave The Queen"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

God Shave the hairy Queen
Face fuzz, of late, is seen
God Shave the Queen
Make here "Shick"-torious,
Not wild hair spore-ious,
She's bearded before us
God Shave the Queen

She needs a can of "Rise"
It's there before our eyes
A hormone call
For better politics
Buy her a pack of "Bics"
God shave it all

Curlies keep showing more
Tweezer them from each pore
and in between
She may defend our laws
But,should not give us cause
To see face like Grandpaw's
God Shave The Queen...

God Shave The Queen...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 41

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 2   1
 3   3
 4   6
 5   26

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alvin rhodes - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
here's some disturbing imagery...5s
Phil Alexander - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
One or two guffaws in this great bit of lese majeste... but the odd missing line (and verse, even), so I'm afraid I docked you a pacing point.
Stephen Harrington - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not worried about the missing part(since I'm not very familiar with it), I think's it's very good. 555.
AFW - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin....and Phil...after reviewing, I realize I did leave out a line...but the website I used to reasearch the original only showed three verses...after your comment, and checking some other sites..I came across one with five verses.........and thank you, Stephen
Stuart McArthur - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
schick-torious - lol - nice target to swing at, AFW (she's still our head of state too, unbelievably) - 555
Larry Hensley - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Bloody brilliant parody, I must say. 555s
Red Ant - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Never heard of "Rise". Great job here AFW.
AFW - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, Larry, and Red Ant..."Rise" is a brand of aerosol shaving foam
John C. Cox - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
A little on the adolescent side. Not bad you understand, but just a little, how should I say this, uh, "Beavis and Butthead" level?
John C. - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
These are parodies...if you want intellect, read classic poetry
David Stuart - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Really..... Phillip! I'm not amused. And speaking of "Harry"---what's this about Wills sleeping on the street?? Really!
Ina - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Elizabeth Windsor - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment
What the hell?! How did YOU know? Oh, woe is me.
Bunker555 - April 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Simply f---ing brilliant.
Bob - June 21, 2014 - Report this comment
New national anthem of Austria?

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