-> "This Boy Scout"
Original Song Title:
"This Ole House"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"This Boy Scout"
The Lyrics
This boy scout once knew Bud Collyer
This boy scout once knew Roxanne
This boy scout was great and beautiful
As they fought the storms of life
This boy scout once take a big picture
This boy scout heard many shouts
Now he looking in the darkness
When the elephant walks about
Ain't a-gonna need this scout no longer
Ain't a-gonna need this scout no more
Ain't got time to make the elephants
Ain't got time to see Carole
Ain't got time to get George Briant
Nor to mend Germaine Briant here
Ain't a-gonna need this scout no longer
He's a-gettin' ready to meet the saints
This boy scout is a-gettin' larger
This boy scout is a-gettin' old
This boy scout let us take pictures
This boy scout deals with elephants
Oh his scouts are a gettin' 300
But he feels no fear of pain
'Cause he see Roxanne peekin'
Through a time on the big set
This boy scout is afraid of elephants
This boy scout is afraid of cheering
This boy scout just looks and seeing it up
When the night Briants can help
This boy scout is gettin' feeble
This boy scout is needin' dogs
Just like him it's seeing Briants
But he's a-gettin' ready to meet the Briants
Ain't a-gonna need this scouts no longer
Ain't a-gonna need this scouts no more
Ain't got time to beat the clock
Ain't got time to beat the clock
Ain't got time to beat the clock
Nor to mend the Briants saw
Ain't a-gonna need this scout no longer
He's a-gettin' ready to meet the Briants
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