I'm not mild or as meek as a mouse
When you hear my command please obey.
I've my own special spot in my house
So, please do not stand in my way.

In my own Barcalounger, in my reclining chair,
I can see whatever I want to see.
On the wings of my remote I can fly anywhere
From channel one to four hundred three.

Watch a lecherous lounge lizard chase a bar maid,
See the latest news from New York or Iran,
I might even be convinced to have my car made
By a big multi-national from Japan

I'm a girl who loves Vana, TV games I can play
With cool and confident kind of air.
Just as long as I stay in my own Barcalounger
With my rear in my reclining chair.

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I can see whatever I want to see.
MTV from Calcutta, PBS in Peru.
I'll watch Mermaid or Dancing with Wolves 'til 3:00.

Super models on an African safari
It's a dangerous type of sport, they're out for fun
In the night one sallys forth to seek her quarry
That boy-band singer down in cabin one.

I am lost in the jungle of the programming guides
So much mindless drivel, I just don't care
Guess I'll just go to sleep in my own Barcalounger,
Cutting Z's in my reclining chair.