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Song Parodies -> "Oklahoma, Damn This State"

Original Song Title:

"Oklahoma"

Original Performer:

Rodgers and Hammerstein

Parody Song Title:

"Oklahoma, Damn This State"

Parody Written by:

Aisling

The Lyrics

My Sissy Belle and I wrote this together via e-mail after my road trip buddy and I made yet another miserable trek through Oklamoma en route to Santa Fe.
Damn this state!
Another toll gate, on my nerves they grate!
Gonna give you billboards, tollbooths and rude truckers
Fork out your money
What a bunch of mutha F-ers
The scenery is boring and there's plenty of cops
And I need Depends cuz there's no rest stops
Make me so crazy I want to smoke dope!
Two hundred more miles, think I'll give up hope,

Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin'-- it's a pain
And the wavin' wheat smells like rancid feet
When the wind comes with the F'ing rain
Oklahoma,
All damn night my honey lamb and I
Curse the trucks we pass and we can't find gas
Plus you drive for hours without a pee

Where the tolls steal our cash by the mile
We are cursing the turnpike – it's vile!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeyuck!
We're only sayin'
You aren't OK,
Oklamoma!
Oklahoma, You Suck.

Oklahoma, where I curse and swear with every mile
It's a lousy pain, wish I were on a plane
With some wine and a seat next to the aisle
Oklahoma,
Makes me and my honey start to fight
We're in real bad moods, and I feel real rude
'Cause there's not a single john in sight.
I don't care about Route 66
Get me out of this land full of hicks
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeyuck!
We're only sayin'
You aren't OK,
Oklahoma!
Oklahoma, you suck!
My apologies to anyone from Oklahoma. I live in Illinois and it is just as bad, if not worse. Our tolls are atrocious, and I welcome a revenge parody.

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Aisling - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
2nd verse should have been "my honey lamb and me" to rhyme with "pee"---sorry!
Meriadoc - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I've often said driving cross country would be great if Oklahoma weren't in the middle of it....
Uglu Mike - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent,I despise Oklahoma...

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